I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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