Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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