Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
