I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
FUCK WHALES
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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