i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I had to cum in my sink.
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