I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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