Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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