We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Randomize