bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dear god my vagina.
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