Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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