I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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