i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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