i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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