Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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