you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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