I just made out with a guy for $7.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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