Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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