You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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