in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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