can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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