i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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