Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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