wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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