i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize