and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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