i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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