i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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