they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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