I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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