Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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