What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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