found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
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She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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