We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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