So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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