Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.