i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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