Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
His nipple licking is glorious
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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