How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm really into asian looking animals
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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