i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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