I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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