6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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