ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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