HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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