i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
