does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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