I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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