You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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