We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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