I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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