You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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