i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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