sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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