We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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