so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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