is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You're like the curious george of whores
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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